Ron's Blog: Catching a Leprechaun While Riding a Unicorn
I tell you all being as cool as I am isn't easy. It takes preparation and precise timing. It's kinda like catching a leprechaun while riding a unicorn. It's real hard but well worth it. Gold and all the Unicorn horn you can eat. It's a win win situation.
I have recently decided that the Techno Viking isn't as good a friend as I once thought he was. He gets me in trouble at work all the time. It seems like the guy thinks he rules the streets, or life is all just a wandering street dance of some kind. I have some news for him....In the real world we have to get our own bottles of water, nobody hands them to us.
So being at a new place it is sometimes hard to meet new people and make friends. So to make this process easier we decided to play show and tell. After spending the weekend in jail I feel I've really gotten through to these people and showed them a bit about who I am.
There is so much to do at this new job. I get to do paperwork and play the Facebook. Yet I am monitored as to what I can say. I feel that creative expression should be allowed to run free. Sadly, they don't see it the same way I do. I've been told to keep things PG-13. It fills me with sadness that I turn to anger. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!!! This is how riots start. ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!
Combat USA state finals were this weekend. The fellas did great. Had some rough losses but back on the horse they'll be getting. It shows them what they need to work on and builds character. Poor doctoring stopped what was going to be an awesome fight between two very determined guys named Josh.
Warfield and Rob Roy put out one of the coolest fights I've seen in a minute. I got tired watching them. Kinda cool to see two guys that want to hurt each other go at it. They never stopped moving and I admire that. I prefer a slower pace and lots of laying around.
Come to Green Bay and visit me. Maybe we could get some lunch. My lips to yours.