I am Ron Faircloth and I am changing direction. Instead of writing about me, I'm going to do an interview with a fighter. Here is the catch: I told this fighter that a local TV station wanted to interview him. He then drove 40 minutes in a snowstorm to be interviewed by me. This interview is on Demian Decorah, local fighter, training partner, and friend of mine. Here it is in all its glory!

Ron Faircloth: So Demian, tell me how you got into fighting.

Demian Decorah: You made me drive all the way here in a frickin' snowstorm for this?

RF: I didn't make it snow.

DD: Dick!

RF: How does one become the most popular Native American fighter on the Madtown Throwdown?

DD: I'm the only one! Dude, you're an assh@#*, I can't believe you did this to me, I have to work tonight!

RF: Not true, Dan Hornbuckle fought for us once.

DD: He was more popular than me that night.

RF: Good point. I see you are on a win streak. You used to stop these at one in a row, why the difference now?

DD: I train with you and I feel you are the light in the darkness, Ron. You make all things brighter and more clear.

RF: It's true, I'm top shelf. What can you tell me about the French and Indian War?

DD: I'm gonna leave! I hate you!

RF: OK, wait, I'll be serious. You drove 40 minutes to get here. We might as well finish.

DD: Are we gonna roll when we get done?

RF: No, I already did.

DD: What's wrong with you?

RF: I ask the questions. Who do you feel would win in a fight, me or you?

DD: You would Ron. Compared to you I am nothing.

RF: What if you had a gun?

DD: I'm leaving!

RF: I thought you wanted to roll.

DD: You said no.

RF: Finish and I'll think about it. Is it true that you tried homo stuff in college?

DD: I didn't go to college, but yes.

RF: How did you get your nick name "The Corner?"

DD: It's "The Coroner."

RF: Whatever. Why do you shave your legs?

DD: I don't

RF: You don't have leg hair sissy.

DD: .....

RF: Could it be that my manliness burned your body hair off?

At this time Demian left the gym and ventured back home in the snow. I feel that he wasn't the best interview candidate. I will try harder in the future.

Madtown Throwdown is Saturday. I hope to see you all there. I leave right after for vacation so I'll see you all in a month.

Peace and love to you all. Except you, Demian.